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This Ebook is available to buy via JOSIES POEMS 2 http://josiespoems2.webeden.co.uk/#/b... bookshop: It is also one of 1100 new poems available to members of the JOSIES POEMS websites (five of them). You can subscribe for membership by simplyMoreThis Ebook is available to buy via JOSIES POEMS 2 http://josiespoems2.webeden.co.uk/#/b... bookshop: It is also one of 1100 new poems available to members of the JOSIES POEMS websites (five of them). You can subscribe for membership by simply Googling JOSIES POEMS and going to the guest area.For true reviews, and not from friends Google JOSIES POEMS and then click on Guest Book. There are reviews of my work that stretch back for four years and they are from teachers, mainly, children and others who have read my poems and added their true reviews for you to read. Do read the poems on my Guest Page and add your own review in my guestbook. Thank you so much.Now: Some serious questions for you to answer: Could you imagine just how large a giants pants would be? hmmm! Who was lost in the middle of Orkney and who dropped their baby in the stew? Is Cava the same as champagne? What punishment does a witch keep for cheeky boys? Who lazy, careless, idle, dull- shiftless, slothful, slow and . . . unpunctual and indolent - - and yet came top of his class? At Betty Buttys you can try the worms and not just sit there and squirm and there is also shredded boots and old shoe stew, but if this tempts you, read more in this book. Oh come back - I havent started yet on snacks!!! Do you recognize your family features when you look at an orangutan? His may well recognize his aunty when he looks at you! Cecilia Ssssnake will eat anything except frozen peas, but where does all this gobbling lead her in life or death? Croco-Scrumptious loved to eat kid pie, but any croc can have too much of a good thing in life, so what else did he try for a change? The poor headmaster and his staff decided that enough was enough and there was just no way of coping with children any more. So what did they decide to do - - - well, just to make sure they kept their jobs? Do come to tea dear. Youll find the forks for the cake, a polished silver teapot, sugar in lumps, sandwiches daintily cut and, of course, serviettes daintily folded. Well worth a visit to this home. Why is exercise good for you but writing poetry is better for Josie? Whatever happened when a fish swallowed Grannys teeth? Theres a warning about eating fruit and vegetables that you should hear!! What unfortunate things can these foods do to you in your old age? Josie will vouch that this is true! Josie had a good weekend. She flew to the moon, kissed a baboon and also had coffee at Buckingham Palace, but the weekend was packed with action. How about your weekend? What happened when Miss Tinkley Poo met and married a man from Piddledy-Pong called Mr De Stinkly Smelly - with a dog called Welly? Lastly: How many other words do you know for the word poo? A small boy asked Josie: Have you ever written a poem about poo? Her answer was: No, but perhaps I should - just for you.